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Old 07-08-2009, 02:38 PM
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Old 07-08-2009, 02:56 PM
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*fap fap fap*
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Old 07-08-2009, 03:33 PM
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In the same style as Phanta's post, my favourite SG girl, Quinne:

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Old 07-08-2009, 04:21 PM
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"Quinne" would be attractive if she hadn't butchered her face.
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Old 07-08-2009, 04:47 PM
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"Quinne" would be attractive if she hadn't butchered her face.
Oh c'mon. I think they look good. I don't think she went as overboard as some do.

Post a pic Cargest, I'm very curious to see what you think makes a girl good-looking.
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Old 07-08-2009, 04:52 PM
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Moar Miss Mosh:








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See above for the kind of woman I like. I sincerely hope she isn't a whore.

I just typed "blonde" into Google Images, and got a page of brunettes.

See for yourself. Every woman there is a brunette.

Edit: bar two.
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Old 07-08-2009, 05:13 PM
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How much did you drink...?

You're tripping balls, Cargést.
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Old 07-08-2009, 05:28 PM
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*fap fap fap*
I was going to put a picture for Astaroth in my first post as well, but I figured he had enough pictures of you.
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I'd turn into a full on lesbian for Julia Bond.
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