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Old 10-28-2011, 12:34 PM
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Default Re: Largest object you've ever seen inserted into a human anus?


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I dunno. Width or length? I've seen baseball bats, assorted fruits and vegetables, and the good ol' fashioned human fists in an anus. I've also seen like three dicks in a chick's ass. That one was more hilarious than anything.
If the baseball bat was sideways I would be impressed.

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Old 10-28-2011, 07:21 PM
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Default Re: Largest object you've ever seen inserted into a human anus?

Some people posted a picture of a passed out girl with a pool cue up her ass on the bulletin boards at my high school.
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Old 10-28-2011, 07:36 PM
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Default Re: Largest object you've ever seen inserted into a human anus?

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I at first read the title of this thread by accidentally omitting the word "seen." lmmfao.
Me too.
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Old 10-29-2011, 02:34 AM
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Default Re: Largest object you've ever seen inserted into a human anus?

this is impressive..
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Old 10-29-2011, 02:42 AM
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Default Re: Largest object you've ever seen inserted into a human anus?

Looks totally fake.
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Old 10-29-2011, 02:48 AM
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Default Re: Largest object you've ever seen inserted into a human anus?

http://www.efukt.com/1822_Painful_Anal_Insertion.html
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Old 11-28-2011, 04:39 PM
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Default Re: Largest object you've ever seen inserted into a human anus?

fuck that O___O
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Old 11-29-2011, 04:53 PM
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http://www.hardsextube.com/video/680615/

this one's totally safe for work..
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Old 11-29-2011, 11:20 PM
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you're missing out..
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Old 11-29-2011, 11:24 PM
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Man, I'd watch it but my internet is assholing on me. Streams don't work at all. Makes porn watching exceedingly frustrating, especially when the video starts buffering right as you cum, then starts playing again right after you're done. I swear someone's out to get me.
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