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Old 05-08-2012, 06:37 AM
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Default Re: Twilight Star to portray Varg Vikernes in upcoming Hollywood film


To like-like euro's rupees.

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Old 05-08-2012, 06:40 AM
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Default Re: Twilight Star to portray Varg Vikernes in upcoming Hollywood film

Yeah but Varg's a fag.
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Old 05-08-2012, 10:49 PM
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i'd watch this just to see the scene where you talk to burzum and he calls knightfall gay...
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Old 05-09-2012, 09:44 AM
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Haha me too.
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Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha.
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The fuck?
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i'd watch this just to see the scene where you talk to burzum and he calls knightfall gay...
How did I never see this? Well shit, now I have to edit my signature.

Also, did this ever actually happen? Might be funny.
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Old 01-23-2016, 04:57 AM
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It's still in production, cast and director have changed.

The one-time drummer (and famous music video director) for Bathory (yes, the bathory) is directing it.

And it's set to star these two chowder-heads.







According to wikicumdumpsterpedoa, filming started at the end of last year.
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Yeah but Varg's a fag.
Hey, something intelligent!
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Old 05-20-2016, 01:32 AM
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This is the gayest shit I've ever seen besides Thulean Perspective, btw.
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