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Old 08-17-2010, 01:11 AM
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If you were really kvlt, you'd sew it onto your face.

That way it wouldn't get lost.

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Old 08-17-2010, 01:21 AM
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i would never be able to get a girlfriend without a Burzum patch sewn onto my forehead
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You could sew it [Burzum patch] over your eye and pretend you were blind. Then, later on, you'd rip it off, in a shower of blood and tears, and reveal to everyone's astonishment that actually, you could see perfectly well. You'd be the life of the party.

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Old 08-17-2010, 01:25 AM
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I wouldn't be able to get rid of one.
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Old 08-17-2010, 01:25 AM
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You could sew it over your eye and pretend you were blind. Then, later on, you'd rip it off, in a shower of blood and tears, and reveal to everyone's astonishment that actually, you could see perfectly well. You'd be the life of the party.
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Old 08-17-2010, 01:30 AM
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sigging this
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Old 08-18-2010, 02:01 AM
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lol

http://www.anus.com/metal/hall/index...ic,9705.0.html
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Old 08-18-2010, 02:03 AM
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Stupid, but I lol'd.
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Old 08-18-2010, 01:06 PM
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Having a cunt of a time.
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when i was a kid, i used to stick all sorts of things up my pooper.. coke bottle lids, balled up tissue paper, you name it.. i couldn't get enough.. anyway i was about 7 at the time, when my mum brought home a new vacuum cleaner.. I saw the hose on this thing.. mind you my asshole was pretty well trained by this time.. so i've seen the hose and thought, i fuckin gotta try this aye.. I get home from school one day and my mum's still at work, "you beauty" i think, I get some butter from the fridge and start lubing up this hose, all the while barely able to contain myself aye.. I get it nice and slippery and start working it inside myself, slowly but surely, slowly but surely.. all of a sudden my ass just gobbles it up.. it's like better than anything you could imagine, i start working it deeper and deeper.. before you know it i'm just fuckin railing myself with this vacuum hose, having the time of my 7 year old life when all of a sudden i hear the most horrifying, blood curdling shreik you've ever heard... I look up to see my mum's just got in the door.. but that shreik my mum let out that day, that fucking shreik was my first taste of heavy metal and let me tell you.. i fucking liked it..
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Old 08-18-2010, 05:19 PM
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Eating some toast.
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Old 08-18-2010, 06:15 PM
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Putting up some Graveland and Immortal posters that came in today.
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