The MF Pub

[Dru]

I'm opening a Pub in here.
you can have a beer (or another drink) in here, just have fun.. or even parties :wink:
basicly.. this is the thread, you can talk about ANYTHING.
the point: don't spam in normal threads. :wink:

*Dru gets a beer and sits down and waits for others.

[tyrant]

gimme beer..... guinness, please :)

[Dru]

*throws a beer towards tyrant.

here you go.
but Dru is leaving now.
talk to you again tomorrow! :wink:
good night.. may the reaper visit you all :twisted:

[tyrant]

user tyrant is taking over the barrel of guinness and starts drinking before anyone sees him...

[Asareel]

* enters the pub a little late tonight...
*goes for a coke since she's on pills today :(, hopefully a beer next time :)

[Mourn]

Whisky.......


I am really sad right now, the rent's were fighting.

[Owen]

I better step in and do my job here....

Are you all of legal age???????

JK.. Gimme a beer.. :)

[Mourn]

Le-gal?

[tyrant]

user takes the half-empty barrel and brings it with him outside, so one could disturb him....

[Darian]

don't like beer, gimme a bourbon

[tyrant]

after emptying the barrel of guinness into his stomach, user is back in pub, and puts a dime into a jukebox....... and plays emperor - i am the black wizards, which "pushes" him to steal another barrel from the basement :D

[Darian]

In a few more drinks I'll be drunk enough to play a game of pool. (Puts a dollar on the table.)

[tyrant]

In a few more drinks I'll be drunk enough to play a game of pool. (Puts a dollar on the table.)

can i be your opponent?? i`m drunk enough already to play against you...

[Dru]

Hey guys! *waves*
so.. what's up??

*gets a beer and sits down*

and btw.. we have a pool outside.
barbaque party? :twisted:

[tyrant]

Hey guys! *waves*
so.. what's up??

*gets a beer and sits down*

and btw.. we have a pool outside.
barbaque party? :twisted:

buuuuuurp........ hell, this is good... after emptying the second barrel of guinness says: GIMME ANOTHER BEER!

barbecue party? goood..... but who`s gonna make the barbecue?

[Mind_Sabotage]

*Walks in and orders a vodka, walks over to the jukebox and puts on Nevermore - Believe in Nothing.*

[Dru]

Hey guys! *waves*
so.. what's up??

*gets a beer and sits down*

and btw.. we have a pool outside.
barbaque party? :twisted:

buuuuuurp........ hell, this is good... after emptying the second barrel of guinness says: GIMME ANOTHER BEER!

barbecue party? goood..... but who`s gonna make the barbecue?

well.. i AM the barmaid and the owner. ( 8) ) So i'll to the barbaque. i've done it many times.

*opens the door to the pool.*

A you can see, we have one hell of a big pool, 1-5 meters deep and with a jumping tower. you can find towels next to the tower and some sunbathing chairs in that corner.
i'll get the meat and other stuff.
could someone help me take the beers from friegde and put on the table here? :D :P

BARBAQUE!!! :twisted:

[Anti-Christ]

*Anti comes in*

Give me beer.

NOW!

While waiting...

(Watches Long movies)
(Goes to sleep for 4 hours)
(Goes to a Bar fight and turn Anti's enemy Skins inside out)

[tyrant]

Hey guys! *waves*
so.. what's up??

*gets a beer and sits down*

and btw.. we have a pool outside.
barbaque party? :twisted:

buuuuuurp........ hell, this is good... after emptying the second barrel of guinness says: GIMME ANOTHER BEER!

barbecue party? goood..... but who`s gonna make the barbecue?

well.. i AM the barmaid and the owner. ( 8) ) So i'll to the barbaque. i've done it many times.

*opens the door to the pool.*

A you can see, we have one hell of a big pool, 1-5 meters deep and with a jumping tower. you can find towels next to the tower and some sunbathing chairs in that corner.
i'll get the meat and other stuff.
could someone help me take the beers from friegde and put on the table here? :D :P

BARBAQUE!!! :twisted:

user helps barmaid to put it on the table and to begin with barbecue

[Dru]

thanks tyrant :)
so.. who want some barbaque?

*starts making some barbaque sticks.

[tyrant]

thanks tyrant :)
so.. who want some barbaque?

*starts making some barbaque sticks.


me me me me me me me me! :D

[Dru]

okai .. here you are
*gives Tyrant a barbaque stick.

[Michael]

Do you sell sausages?

[Dru]

we sell EVERYTHING :twisted:

[Darian]

Would one of those old western style bar fights be out of the question? I feel like sliding someone across the bar and through a wall...

[Michael]

Would one of those old western style bar fights be out of the question? I feel like sliding someone across the bar and through a wall...
*Puts Fists Up* :P

[Dru]

*Dru steps between you guys*

hey guys! if you want to fight, go outside! no fighting in the pub!
i have a business to run in here and if you smash and break everything, it will not help.
so.. go outside!

*Dru waits for answer*

[Darian]

Don't worry, Michael will pay for the damage 8)

[Mourn]

*Lunges at Darian* THATS MY BOOZE!!

[Dru]

you know.. i know just a place you to can fight..

*takes both guys and throws them into pool.

now. fight. you can't to any damage and it will be a challange for you :lol:

[crypticmyth]

*Comes in with a swanky, attitude enveloped swagger. Tall, dark man. Mysterious to many. Sits on the barstool. Puts huge fists on the table and then.....................orders an orange sida* :P

[AtLossForWords]

Well there's a pub here now, so much for internet sobriety with this pub up. R.I.P. Metalstorm Pub

[Michael]

Darian kicked my ass :( ( but i got a good punch or two in there :P ) can i have some ice please?

[Anti-Christ]

*Grabs a beer*

Hey, anyone alive...?,

Anyone for a bar fight?

[Michael]

*Grabs a beer*

Hey, anyone alive...?,

Anyone for a bar fight?

Dru says we cant fight anymore :(

[tyrant]

user takes another beer and farths....

[Darian]

I think the pool cue across the back of my head was un-called for Michael. You made me spill my drink. :evil:

[tyrant]

user comes face to face with darian and buuuurps into his face..... :wink:

[Mourn]

*walks in, pushes over Darian's Drink, Punches Michael in the head*

Give me my goddamn beer, and lets GET READY TO RUMBLE!

[Dru]

Dru gives up.
ok. fight.

but if you break ANY puddles or even come near the frigde, where all the drinks arre.
i swear- i'll brutally kill you all. :evil:

Well there's a pub here now, so much for internet sobriety with this pub up. R.I.P. Metalstorm Pub

They closed MS Pub a long time ago... :cry:

[DivaSatanica]

*user enters the pub, looks around, tries to get to the bar, but there's too much mess from all those fights*

can someone please get me an ice tea? :mrgreen:
(I'm a good girl, I would never touch the beer... :roll: :lol: :lol: )

[Dru]

riiight... :roll: :lol:

*takes the ice tea sing and puts it on a beer puddle*

here, catch!
*throws beer towards DivaSatanica*

it says Ice tea on the poddle.. noone can blame you in drinking a beer! :wink:

[DivaSatanica]

hehe :lol:

thank you, Dru... :D

[Michael]

*Sets guitar up plays some magic riffs and everyone stops fighting*

[HelkaHith]

*comes in, sets his drums up and also starts playing*

w00t!, can i get a beer please?

[Michael]

*comes in, sets his drums up and also starts playing*

w00t!, can i get a beer please?

We can be the MF pub band !

[HelkaHith]

that would be great, who would be the other members?

*drinks a beer*
aaah, nice elixir of gods :)

[DivaSatanica]

I can play bass or violin, if you want a girl in the band? :roll: :mrgreen:

[UnholyMenace]

This is a RAID, this is a RAID - show your documents and obey the law.

[Dru]

i want to be the bass :twisted:

[DivaSatanica]

I was first to apply for the position... :twisted:

[Dru]

.. okay..
in that case.. i'll be the vocal :twisted:

[HelkaHith]

yay!
so, now, do we need a rythmic guitar player, a keyboardist? :?

[HelkaHith]

i know what I need, another beer :P

[DivaSatanica]

.. okay..
in that case.. i'll be the vocal :twisted:

*shake hands* :D

[HelkaHith]

so, suggestions for the band's name? 8)

[Dru]

Metal Forum? :twisted: :lol:

Improvised Bitch?
Kissing Kitty?
Black Moon?

:roll: :lol: 8)

[HelkaHith]

evil vikingo?
Raging Banana?
:P :roll: :D

[DivaSatanica]

Blodig Aedes Virginibus? :roll:

translation: blodig - norwegian. bloody
aedes virginibus - latin. temple of virgins

:arrow: bloody temple of virgins :roll:
no? :lol:

[HelkaHith]

Blodig Aedes Virginibus? :roll:

heh, good enough for me :P

or maybe "Bastard Bloody Brains!!" :twisted: :P :D

[tyrant]

burp....

[Dru]

let's just name it Bloody Virgins? :lol:

[tyrant]

let's just name it Bloody Virgins? :lol:

can i be your manager??? or groupie?? :D :D :wink: :lol:

[Michael]

let's just name it Bloody Virgins? :lol:

Even better Grim Nekkro Bloody Virgins

This is a black metal band by the way lol :twisted:

Anyone got a rival band?

[HelkaHith]

yes, i noticed it a long time ago :D

arrgh! the nekro grimm kvlt bloody bitches attack!! :twisted:

[Mourn]

Pshht.. My band "The mighty morphin power rangers" would PWN your band.

[HelkaHith]

ha!
the bloody bitches could eat your band alive! :twisted:

though the power rangers have those huge robots and stuff...

[Mourn]

Yep 8)

[Michael]

Our first gig will be held HERE THATS RIGHT HERE !!!! in the MF pub on the 12 of june , BANG YOUR HEADS \m/ :twisted: \m/

[HelkaHith]

:o :D w00tz, the bloody virgins first attack
*drinks a beer and goes to rehearse*

[Michael]

The show has been cancelled due to weather problems :(

*Buys Beer*

[HellHammer]

Grabs a beer and winks at Dru.

[tyrant]

takes a bottle of absinthe....

[Dru]

Dru raises her bottle and smiles to HellHammer :D

[crypticmyth]

*Challenges ANYONE to a game of pool*

[HelkaHith]

*stands up to play pool but is too drunk and falls to the ground*

[Dru]

Dru laughs at HelkaHith. in that good way. it's just too funny :lol:
and Dru jumps into the pool :twisted:

[Grind_Bastard]

:evil: A vodka please. :lol: The whole bottle. 8O :mrgreen:

[Mourn]

*sits down at a far table*
*pulls out cards*
"WHO WANTS TO PLAY POKER!"

[tyrant]

*sits down at a far table*
*pulls out cards*
"WHO WANTS TO PLAY POKER!"

i wanna play strip poker (and points at the dru) :D

[Mourn]

I'm going to have to agree.

[HelkaHith]

*gets up and while pointing to the floor screams* BbAaAshtTerrdHh!! :x

[Dru]

*Dru gets out of the pool and takes a towel. drys her hair a bit and then comes and sits down*

strip poker?
deal me cards :twisted:

[Michael]

Can i have a bed for the night dru :( im fucking knackerd

[HellHammer]

Dru raises her bottle and smiles to HellHammer :D

HellHammer passed out for a few moments and couldn't act on Dru's gesture earlier, but realizes it now and raises his two botlles.

[HellHammer]

*Dru gets out of the pool and takes a towel. drys her hair a bit and then comes and sits down*

strip poker?
deal me cards :twisted:

Can I join?

[Mourn]

Yeah, *Deals cards*

[Dru]

Can i have a bed for the night dru :( im fucking knackerd

sure you can.

[HelkaHith]

*passes out* X_X

[Michael]

*passes out* X_X

*Shake's untill comes round*

[tyrant]

user plays the strip poker with other ones....

[HelkaHith]

*gets up, throws up, drinks another beer and joins the poker game*

ddhhheal meh!

[Michael]

*Ask's if there is gonna ever be a jukebox here*

[HelkaHith]

*starts singing*

hit me baby one more time! :D

[Hatethrone]

Apple juice please. 8)

[Dethscorpion]

*starts singing*

hit me baby one more time! :D
:lol:

*grabs a beer*

[HellHammer]

Too stoned to even know what's going on.

[Mourn]

*Gets up from poker*
*Drifts over to bar*
A 40oz of your strongest!!!!

[Dru]

take it yourself!


*and joins the singing*

hit me baby one more time!

Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh baby, baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
That's not the way I planned it
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me baby
'Cause I need to know now what we've got

....

:roll: :lol:

[Mourn]

*grabs the booze*


*passes out on the pool table*

[Michael]

take it yourself!


*and joins the singing*

hit me baby one more time!

Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh baby, baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
That's not the way I planned it
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me baby
'Cause I need to know now what we've got

....

:roll: :lol:

Heavy fucking metal \m/ 8) \m/

[HelkaHith]

*headbangs while singing Britney Spears tunes* :P

Grimm and Nekro, Brutal Pop :twisted:

[tyrant]

puts his pants down... :D

[HelkaHith]

*runs away*
eeeeek!

[Dru]

*starts to laugh*

guy, guys... i don't think we finished the game! hold on to your clothes!! :lol:

[Michael]

*Takes tie off*

[HelkaHith]

*takes tie off too* ....wait a minute, i didn't have a tie! where did this come from? 8O

[tyrant]

burps again and takes another bottle of absinthe....

[Michael]

*Dances like a moron*

[santomb]

*santomb sneaks in broke and hungover, snatches some beer leftovers and throws up at human jukebox... britney spears?

after the embarrasing event he apologizes and takes two quarters laying on the pool table hedas towards the jukebox and picks a dream theater song, he knows by the time it's over, he'll be sober again *

[Dethscorpion]

*Dances like a moron*
*joins*

[Dru]

hey.. if someone could put up 1 post somewhere here and get me drunk enough... :roll:
:twisted:


*head vs table*
to myself: you naughty girl, you!

[Dethscorpion]

hey.. if someone could put up 1 post somewhere here and get me drunk enough... :roll:
:twisted:


*head vs table*
to myself: you naughty girl, you!
:lol:

[HelkaHith]

an Alka-Seltzer please :(
too much alcohol last night, beer, whisky, rum, caçaza and weed...aaagh, too much for my head :P

[Michael]

an Alka-Seltzer please :(
too much alcohol last night, beer, whisky, rum, caçaza and weed...aaagh, too much for my head :P

Hehe my gf had too much to drink last night too

[HelkaHith]

hell, nobody here?
*sits alone in the darkness and drinks a beer*
will anybody come in here ever again? :?

[Michael]

Im in the corner like Strider :P

[Dru]

Dru is always here.
Dru will never leave this Pub! :twisted:


(gosh- i really love that smilie! :twisted: )

[santomb]

after a loooooong week i finally got a job and have a real cause to get drunk, so please step off of the jukebox and let's have a beer!
we're gonna start with some shred shit, how about, stratovarius > speed of light???

[santomb]

ok dru, since you're the only girl i see around here steady, you'll be my special guest on this celebration... cheers!

[Dru]

wow :D cheers! *rises her bottle*


me likes celebrations 8)

[santomb]

hey everyone next beer is on me! ...**burp

[Michael]

*Bangs Head* Another sunny day in the UK \m/ :twisted: \m/

[HelkaHith]

ugh, another sunny day in this city, i hope it could get colder, damn tropic of cancer, i damn you! :roll:
blergh guess i'll wait for the night to come so i can go out, damn hot weather
*gets a cold beer*

[santomb]

whiskey please! (yes, i'm happy!)

[Wyrm]

I don't drink. *bows head in shame* But I'll be the guy headbanging in the corner \m/ :twisted:

[santomb]

i hear no music, do you have earphones?

[Dru]

*Dru goes to the jukebox and puts on Iron Maiden - The number of the beasts*

:twisted:

[HelkaHith]

*sings*
I left alone
my mind was blank i needed time to think
to get the memories from my mind
what did i see? could i believe?
that what i saw that night was real and not just fantasy
just what i saw
in my old dreams
were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me
cause in my dreams
it's always there
evil face that twists my mind
and brings me to despair
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! :twisted:
*headbangs*

[Michael]

*Buys HelkaHith a drink*

Do you sell fruit ?

[HelkaHith]

w00tz, beer!
...fruit? what? :?

[Michael]

w00tz, beer!
...fruit? what? :?

I was drunk sir :P

[santomb]

wed night and of course, no one else hangs around here
i guess i'll have a coffee

[Psycho-Filic]

Hey Everyone, How's it going? I just joined here.

[Hatred_Injected]

hi psycho-filic my love :lol: (whats with the twitchy lip?)

[chudmacgud]

*walks in extremely drunk, stands on barstool and urinates on everybody. Passes out on floor after urination complete. :lol: *

[Nile]

Anybody Here Like Cryptopsy's New Album

[muramasa]

*walks in* Its been a busy day!! I've been artificially impregnating elephants since 3 this mornin! GIVE ME A COLD ONE DRU!!

[Nile]

*walks in* Its been a busy day!! I've been artificially impregnating elephants since 3 this mornin! GIVE ME A COLD ONE DRU!!

:roll:

[Nile]

Anybody Here Like Cryptopsy's New Album


Anybody :?:

[muramasa]

Anybody Here Like Cryptopsy's New Album


Anybody :?:
:? :roll: i've not even heard of this band..

[Nile]

Anybody Here Like Cryptopsy's New Album


Anybody :?:
:? :roll: i've not even heard of this band..



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